Thursday, October 23, 2008

I'm Rich!

A couple days ago I got this amazing, life saving email:

We are pleased to inform you that your e-mail address
has won the Swiss On-line Lottery. Therefore you have
been approved for a lump sum payout ( £750,000.00 )
Seven Hundred and Fifty Thousand Pounds Sterling in
the Swiss On-line Lottery program in October 2008. The online cyber lotto
draws was conducted from an exclusive list of 21,000 email
addresses of individual and corporate bodies picked by an
advanced automated random computer search from the
internet, no tickets were sold. After this automated
computer ballot, your e-mail ID emerged as one of the
winners in the 3rd category.

You are thereYou are therefore been approve to lump sum of £750,000.00(GBP).

I just want to thank all the little people that helped me get to this prestigious place. I plan to move to Switzerland so I don't have to convert the currency. I will buy a big house, a nice car and Season 7 of Gilmore Girls. But don't worry! I will share the wealth! As soon as I get my money, I will send each of you a check for $25 cause you are so important to me.

Don't hate me cause I'm rich.


Vee said...

THats Awesome!

minisuperbias said...

My favorite part it "You are thereYou are therefore been..." fabulous :D

Anonymous said...

Thanks, Lena! That $25 will ensure us a life in the lap of luxury! LOL!

Hilary said...

That's amazing! I personally have won no less than FOUR foreign lotteries! Apparently we are WAY luckier outside the country than in it! Haven't even won one yet here!

The Felts said...

Dude I totally hate you!!

Laurie said...

I am totally hating on you right now. You are so rich. That $25 will go towards Noah's education. What am I saying it will in reality go to Cafe Rio.

Talina said...

$25. That sounds fair. Especially since my own sister has apparently won FOUR lotteries and I haven't seen jack from her yet.
Just promise me you will let me borrow Season 7 and you will pay the shipping costs for me to return it to you in Switzerland. ;)